Thursday, January 10, 2008

Mutant Future

Change.Change. change. The more each of the potential Next Prez candidates repeat it, the more bland of an idea it sounds. I'm here to offer a better word:


There. Isn't that more radical?

I've been listening to the debates on the radio, as out here in the country we don't have those modern conveniences known as 'television' or 'cable modem'. I like to imagine everyone wearing funny outfits while they so seriously deflect and convince. Like John Edwards is sporting a fez, and Barack Obama is in lederhosen, and Hilary Clinton is just dressed as a giant banana.

Really though, I'm just proud that everyone can actually speak ELOQUENTLY. I can not deal with another mumbling buffoon.